Four New Year's Resolutions You Might Actually Keep in 2016

Well, it's that time of year again, and this time we're staring down the barrel of the year 2016. To

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5 Last Minute Gifts for Everyone You'd Rather Not Shop For

Well, you fucked up again. You were supposed to have all your Christmas shopping done by now, because

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23 Things You're Too Old for Now That You're 23

Recently, an old VICE article popped up on my Facebook newsfeed, loudly proclaiming all the things

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My Third Cracked Article

As most of my faithful blog followers already know, I write for Cracked.com. These guys. If

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How to Write the Perfect Cover Letter

I suck at cover letters. There are several things in life that I am terrible at, and "writing cover

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10 Words You Need to Add to Your Vocabulary

Tens of thousands of years ago, when mankind first decided to take this 'walking on two legs' thing

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Over-Analyzing "Jurassic World": Next Time, Go to Disneyland

I recently went to see a newly-released Jurassic Park movie, because apparently we've all gone back

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Bachelor of Memories: My Degree in Photographs (Part Two)

If you're the sort of person who feverishly checks my blog each week, hoping desperately for a new

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Bachelor of Memories: My Degree in Photographs (Part One)

If you've been following my blog lately, or just hiding out in the bushes outside my house, you know

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The Ten Things I Learned in University

Well, folks, it's all over. After five years of classes, homework, papers, exams, all-nighters and

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Over-Analyzing "The Lazarus Effect": Why This Movie Deserves to Die, and Stay Dead

I recently saw "The Lazarus Effect". This thing. Like the two other atrocious horror movies

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My Second Cracked Article!

As some of you may already know, I started writing for Cracked.com this year. My first article, about

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Danielle Steel Takes the Greatest Author Photos of All Time

Let's talk about Danielle Steel. This lady, right here. For those of you who aren't rich, 50-something

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Announcing the Biggest News of My Young Life

As some of you may know, I spent the months of October, November and December this year filling out

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Another Cracked Article on the Way!

Most of you may claim to read this blog for my scathing movie reviews, nitpicking analysis of pop culture,

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Why "The Breakfast Club" is a Terrible Source of Love Advice

Okay, I have to begin this post with an important note: I fucking love The Breakfast Club. I watched

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Over-Analyzing "As Above, So Below": How Not to Conduct Archeological Research

I love bad horror movies. As I previously mentioned on this blog, I don't ask a lot of my horror movies.

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Three Romantic Gestures from the Movies That Will Tell Your Lover You're a Sociopath

Before I get started, let's get something straight: taking any kind of romantic advice from me is not

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Over-Analyzing "The Imitation Game": Why You Still Know Nothing About Alan Turing

Alan Turing invented everything. If you can see this article, you owe your entire lifestyle to

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My First Cracked Article! (I'm a Real Writer Now!)

A few weeks ago, I made a pretty exciting announcement on this blog - I had just had an article accepted

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10 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Than Studying for Midterms

Despite having grace and wit well beyond my years, I am, in fact, a student, and since midterms are

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The Six Types of Professor You Will Have in University

Let's face it. Even if you enrolled in university purely to experience the joys of vomiting up tequila

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Over-Analyzing Lucy: Why This Movie is a Crime Against Science, Sense and Filmmaking

I watch a lot of dumb movies. As regular readers already know. I can tolerate a lot of stupidity

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