The Marvellous Mr. Marble

Those of you who obsessively follow my fledgling writing career (which should really be all of you)

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How to Get Through Election Day 2016

Well, folks, after four solid years of campaigning, the day of the 2016 American Presidential Election

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Two New Cracked Articles!

Earlier this week, I was scrolling through my Facebook feed like a good little mindless millennial,

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Getting My First Short Story Published!

If you've kept a close eye on my website navigation bar, you might have noticed there's a new category

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Over-Analyzing "The Purge": 4 Reasons Why the Purge is Even More Terrible Than You Think

At this point, we can all pretty much agree that 2016 has been one shit-laden clusterfuck of a year.

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5 Things Men Do When They Are (Way, Way Too) Into You

There are two things I enjoy most in this world: key lime pie, and making fun of horrible advice I

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Update on Cracked Stuff

If you're reading this, there's about a 50/50 chance that you found my website via Cracked.com.  You

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Why I'll Never Open a Hedgehog Cafe

A few months ago, I became aware of a pet hedgehog living in less-than-ideal circumstances who needed

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10 Things Idiots Wish Women Knew About Dating

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For Real, Stop Learning About Human Psychology on Facebook (Part Three)

After five years and an amount of tuition money that will forever turn up in my nightmares, I am the

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Announcing the Six Finest Candidates for the Supreme Court of the United States

If you weren't in a coma on February 13th, 2016, and you occasionally leave the TV news playing in

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For Real, Stop Learning About Human Psychology on Facebook (Part Two)

Last week, I stumbled on the motherlode of bad psychology information floating around my Facebook newsfeed.

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For Real, Stop Learning About Human Psychology on Facebook (Part One)

If you've read this blog for any substantial length of time, you'll know that I love psychology enough

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Cracked Article #4

As most of my regular readers/devoted followers/binocular-wielding stalkers already know, I write for

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